You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my being single is dangerous.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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