Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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