Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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