her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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