You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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