doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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