It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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