is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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