Responsibility does not care about your dick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just high enough for therapy.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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