is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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