Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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