Don't you send me to vm
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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