i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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