She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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