I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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