What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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