We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
that may or may not have been my penis.
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