So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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