??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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