i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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