On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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