I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
All the doctor said was why
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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