she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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