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my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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