Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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