Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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