We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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