One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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