My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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