im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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