Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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