There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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