im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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