i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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