i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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