I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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