Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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