how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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