Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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