We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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