your thong is hanging out like whoa
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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