Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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