Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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