I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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