in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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