...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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