highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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