What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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