Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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