every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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