i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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