dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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