This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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