Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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