You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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