All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
everyone is single if you try hard enough
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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