lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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