I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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